A Peace Of Advice #poems #poetry

Sometimes poetry comes in the form of good advice, and you wonder where from…

Never pick your nose in public

Or roll it in a ball

And if you must pee outdoors,

Just not against the wall.

Your zits are not for squeezing

In any public place

And if you have the urge to cough

Just not in someone’s face.

Ear wax is not a toffee-sub

However it might seem

And if you need to let off a fart,

Just not at tea with the Queen.

When the idea of some alfresco sex

Takes hold of your befuddled noggin,

By all means treat your good selves

Just don’t indulge in dogging…

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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23 Responses to A Peace Of Advice #poems #poetry

  1. Norah says:

    Hilarious, Geoff. You’ve done it again.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. gordon759 says:

    I can only respond with a work of teh greatest of all poets A Nonymouse

    I sat next to the duchess at tea,
    It was just as I feared it would be,
    Her rumblings abdominal
    Were something phenomenal
    And everyone thought it was me.

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  3. Ritu says:

    That last verse!!! Well done His Geoffleship!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Elizabeth says:

    A naughty Ogden Nash!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Al Lane says:

    Sound advice…

    Liked by 1 person

  6. So funny, Geoff! I had a good laugh over this!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Bryan Fagan says:

    So many little things I must remember. Why do this to me???!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. willowdot21 says:

    Being a lady I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about 💜💜💜

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Haha, Geoff, this gave me a good giggle.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. LOL! Best laugh I’ve had all day! 😂

    Liked by 1 person

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