Sometimes poetry comes in the form of good advice, and you wonder where from…
Never pick your nose in public
Or roll it in a ball
And if you must pee outdoors,
Just not against the wall.
…
Your zits are not for squeezing
In any public place
And if you have the urge to cough
Just not in someone’s face.
…
Ear wax is not a toffee-sub
However it might seem
And if you need to let off a fart,
Just not at tea with the Queen.
…
When the idea of some alfresco sex
Takes hold of your befuddled noggin,
By all means treat your good selves
Just don’t indulge in dogging…
Hilarious, Geoff. You’ve done it again.
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Glad to encourage Smiling
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I can only respond with a work of teh greatest of all poets A Nonymouse
I sat next to the duchess at tea,
It was just as I feared it would be,
Her rumblings abdominal
Were something phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me.
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Story of your life really
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That last verse!!! Well done His Geoffleship!
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Glad it rang true
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😂
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Splutter!! 😀
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A naughty Ogden Nash!
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such a compliment! Thank you
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Sound advice…
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What a spoilsport
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Me!?
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🙂
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So funny, Geoff! I had a good laugh over this!
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Excellent!
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So many little things I must remember. Why do this to me???!!!
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Cruel to be kind Bryan
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Being a lady I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about 💜💜💜
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Haha, Geoff, this gave me a good giggle.
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Excellent. Nice to be responsible for smiles.
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LOL! Best laugh I’ve had all day! 😂
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Jolly good! Thanks Colleen
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