Sometimes poetry comes in the form of good advice, and you wonder where from…
Never pick your nose in public
Or roll it in a ball
And if you must pee outdoors,
Just not against the wall.
Your zits are not for squeezing
In any public place
And if you have the urge to cough
Just not in someone’s face.
Ear wax is not a toffee-sub
However it might seem
And if you need to let off a fart,
Just not at tea with the Queen.
When the idea of some alfresco sex
Takes hold of your befuddled noggin,
By all means treat your good selves
Just don’t indulge in dogging…