Sometimes poetry comes in the form of good advice, and you wonder where from…
Never pick your nose in public
Or roll it in a ball
And if you must pee outdoors,
Just not against the wall.
…
Your zits are not for squeezing
In any public place
And if you have the urge to cough
Just not in someone’s face.
…
Ear wax is not a toffee-sub
However it might seem
And if you need to let off a fart,
Just not at tea with the Queen.
…
When the idea of some alfresco sex
Takes hold of your befuddled noggin,
By all means treat your good selves
Just don’t indulge in dogging…
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My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
Hilarious, Geoff. You’ve done it again.
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Glad to encourage Smiling
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I can only respond with a work of teh greatest of all poets A Nonymouse
I sat next to the duchess at tea,
It was just as I feared it would be,
Her rumblings abdominal
Were something phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me.
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Story of your life really
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That last verse!!! Well done His Geoffleship!
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Glad it rang true
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😂
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Splutter!! 😀
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A naughty Ogden Nash!
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such a compliment! Thank you
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Sound advice…
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What a spoilsport
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Me!?
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🙂
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So funny, Geoff! I had a good laugh over this!
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Excellent!
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So many little things I must remember. Why do this to me???!!!
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Cruel to be kind Bryan
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Being a lady I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about 💜💜💜
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Haha, Geoff, this gave me a good giggle.
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Excellent. Nice to be responsible for smiles.
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LOL! Best laugh I’ve had all day! 😂
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Jolly good! Thanks Colleen
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