Waiting #writephoto

Sue Vincent’s #writephoto prompt is

‘Hello. Lovely evening.’


‘Balmy. Given the time of year.’


‘Mind if I…?


‘Funny, isn’t it? The sea.’


‘You know. How it looks, you know, not like water.’




‘Ha! I suppose I should explain.’


‘To me it looks like Mercury.’


‘The mineral, not the god.’


‘That too. It’s so slow. What do you think it looks like?’




‘Ha! Joke.’


‘Can I ask a question?’


‘You only ever answer with one word.’


‘Is there a reason for it?’


‘Are you going to explain?’


‘Can I guess?’


‘New Year’s resolution?’


‘Isn’t that cheating? I mean, ‘kinda’ is really ‘kind of’.’


‘No, it isn’t, or no it’s not cheating.’


‘Or both.’


‘So a resolution? What kind? To be, you know, mono-thingy?’


‘You know where you only use one word?’






‘We’re back in one of those yes-no loops, aren’t we?’


‘Must be tricky, though, only using one word. I mean, at work say.’


‘Or at home.’




‘Isn’t that two words.’


‘You sure?’


‘What then?’


‘I thought that was luggage?’


‘Still, it’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?’


‘I’m Chris by the way.’




‘Apostrophe’s ok, are they?’


‘And are you here for a reason, Gustang?’


‘What’s that?’


‘Waiting? Like, for Godot?’

‘No, waiting until you bugger off so I can watch the sunset in peace. Geez.’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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33 Responses to Waiting #writephoto

  1. Anabel Marsh says:

    That caught me out! Very funny.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. He he, Geoff, sounds like my hubby. His reason is that I stole all his words when we got married [grin!]

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Ritu says:

    That was a giggle 😁

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Was not expecting that last line! Brilliant.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. willowdot21 says:

    You toad! I was waiting for some amazingly, stunningly clever retort! Loved it though!!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. JT Twissel says:

    Haha! Good one. “Yes loops” indeed.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Erika Kind says:

    Hahaha…. that was so funny 😅 I admire you for your ideas!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Al Lane says:

    Haha! Great punchline too

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious

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