Music For The Hard Of Meaning – day three #songchallenge #music

Next up on  this musical saga, and it is back to humour. I love, as many do, Monty Python and they have done many great comic songs but for today I give you this number because (a) it is truly upbeat like an Anthony Newly jolly (b) it is subversive and points out the absurdity of the strict tenets of organised religion (c) it’s rude. I mean, what’s not to like?

Every Sperm Is Sacred

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I’ve never been one of them.

I’m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.

You don’t have to be a six-footer.
You don’t have to have a great brain.
You don’t have to have any clothes on. You’re
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.

 

This challenge comes from Willow initially and then Ritu; here’s the rules which I’ve ignored (a bit). But go and check theirs because they are both lovely..

The rules are:
Post a song a day for five consecutive days.
Post what the lyrics mean to you.  (Optional)
Post the name of the song and video.
Nominate 1 or 2 bloggers each day of the challenge.

It’s the nominate piece that I don’t like; I know this is an imposition but let’s have a think? Nope, no one. Maybe tomorrow

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published three books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars and Salisbury Square. In addition I published an anthology of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand this summer. A fourth book will be out soon. This started life as a novel in a week on this blog and will follow later this year. I blog about all sorts at geofflepard.com and welcome all comments. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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40 Responses to Music For The Hard Of Meaning – day three #songchallenge #music

  1. Ritu says:

    Oh my GOD! Well, I hadn’t heard that one before! I LOVE Monty Python!!! Too funny!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Lucy Brazier says:

    This is a classic song and should be sung in schools up and down the land every morning in assembly. I bey assemblies don’t even exist anymore, do they?

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Erika Kind says:

    Haha! I loved that movie!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Priceless. Now, should a little girl with no front teeth know about spillage on dusty ground? 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. paulandruss says:

    Brilliant choice!

    Like

  6. Iain Kelly says:

    An absolute treat 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. HaHA! I didn’t know this song existed. Our Admin lady at work has a giant plastic sperm on a keyring (she swears it doesn’t belong to her but it is pinned up on her board)! You have got to wonder at her taste! 🙂

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