Sanguinuity #microfiction

Another Microcosms prompt

Invisible Man, Worlds Collide, Comedy

Remaining sanguine

You know what’s the worst thing about being a black vampire? People laugh at you when you say you can’t stand the sun. They think you’re a wuss. Drives me nuts and it’s meant I’ve gone undercover, spending my days in a doorway, hoodie up, head down. I’m just another vagrant, invisible. I told my cousin Leroy in Milwaukee that it made my blood boil and he just laughed. ‘You don’t have enough to boil’.

Truth is, being homeless worked for a time. Then that bloody dog appeared. You know it, don’t you? A solo panhandler is ignored but give him a pet, and they’re all over him, cooing and giving him bits of burger. Humiliating for a Count of Transylvania; mother would spin in her grave if she hadn’t been skewered by a length of 2 by 4.

I tell him to bugger off or he’ll get it in the neck. I felt stupid as soon as the words came out and blow me if he didn’t laugh. I should have smelt a rat then, a dog laughing.

So the sun sinks, and I’m testing my teeth to make sure they’re sharp when he starts this twisting and roaring thing. It’s dead impressive. Turns out he’s a werewolf. Did you know being infected as a werewolf could cross the species barrier? Me neither. I thought it was a wolf/human thing.

It’s dark, the moon’s out and he’s drooling at me and I’m lusting at him. We go at like two world’s colliding, fur and hair, blood and guts everywhere. Two hours, we’re in bits. Any likely punters are long gone. It’s been the same all this week.

The paper says it’s a half moon tonight; hope so cos I’m gasping for a pint.

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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18 Responses to Sanguinuity #microfiction

  1. Ritu says:

    Oooh! Intriguing!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sian Brighal says:

    Wonderful…epitomises the sanguine state. I hope he gets his pint.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. janmalique says:

    This is wonderful! Any chance of this little tale being expanded? I am hooked and eager to know more.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. noelleg44 says:

    Funny and horrifying. Great Halloween treat!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. willowdot21 says:

    Spoken like a true count gasping for a pint!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. marple25mary says:

    This is great, and I too want more of this story!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. jan says:

    For sure, you can’t go out there with dull teeth! Nothing wrong with a little cross species activity on Halloween night!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Tee-hee! That was terrific, Geoff. Humorous, adventurous, or serious, you always draw me right into the story. Thanks for a fun diversion. Happy Halloween hugs.

    Liked by 1 person

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