Life Lessons

Jane Dougherty has a regular poetry challenge. This one – the Novo Otto – has echoes of my favourite sonnets so I thought I’d give it a whirl.

There were tasks when I were a lad

That I was taught by my old dad

Like tieing shoes and how to pee

In the upright style of we guys

But there’s one, and no surprise

He failed to explain to little me

‘Go ask your mum,’ he would respond

Which left me dumb, full of despond

So I never learnt of birds and bees

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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16 Responses to Life Lessons

  1. There are some very good books you could probably borrow from your local library…

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  2. gordon759 says:

    Our father knew of the birds and the bees,
    What nested where and what it’s call,
    Bird’s nest in hedge, bee’s nest in wall,
    Of their mating, quite a bit,
    But of euphemisms, not a wit!

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  3. jan says:

    Fun read!

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  4. Miriam says:

    Great job. Made me smile.

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  5. I’m with Miriam

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  6. Norah says:

    Doesn’t sound like the brother will be any help either! Amusing. Well done.

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  7. merrildsmith says:

    Made me chuckle. 🙂


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