I have debentures at the cricket which guarantees me tickets to my favourite sports. It’s cheap for a midlife crisis.
I took a guest on Friday who’d never been before. She was very excited. She told her elderly parent. This is what followed
‘I’m going to the oval to see the test match with Geoff.’
‘That’s exciting. How did he get the tickets. ‘
‘He has debentures.’
‘Really that’s so sad. He’s young to get Alzheimers isn’t he?’
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Lovely! Although I do my best to avoid knowing about the cricket, I have been thinking of you this last couple of days at the Oval. Hope the result hasn’t been too disappointing (of course it might have changed completely since the score was last imposed on me).
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No not too disappointed except by today’s rain. I never think any team should get out of jail through rain but that is what England are doing just now. Touched you’ve had me in mind! You relaxing in the blogging hot bath after your marathon tour?
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How very true
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Love it!
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Ha Ha! So funny 🙂
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I’m the only one who doesn’t get this, I know. But I can handle the cyber glares. Not sure what you mean, in this context, by “debenture”. I think it means something different in the US. ? Also, I thought she misheard the word as “dentures” but, clearly not. Dementia?
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I was just about to ask what having debentures at the cricket was. I assumed it was something “crikety” and I have no clue when it comes to the sport!
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Ah as I hoped to explain in the opening they guarantee you seats at each match. They are common in all major sports grounds in the UK not just cricket.
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Forgive my ignorance, but are they like season tickets?
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You did explain. It’s the UK wording. 😉 It’s exactly like season tickets.
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Thank you ☺
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It’s great when humour falls flat isn’t it! As I hoped I explained at the outset, the debentures guarantee you a seat. They are like a mortgage – when major sports grounds in the UK are rebuilt the owners raise money by taking a capital sum in return for which the lender, me, gets the right to that seat for every game if I want it. All sports have done it, even Wimbledon rebuilt the centre court and its roof with some of this sort of cash. I guess I needed a bit more than the words I chose!
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Sorry. I knew I was missing something… My brain? Yes, like season tickets in the US. You didn’t need anything more, clearly, as most peeps are laughing. 😉 (And, yes, I love when humor falls flat. It’s fun. I know from experience. Much. Experience.)
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So top joke that failed badly…?
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I don’t do jokes. I’m not a funny person. It’s the dry humor and sarcasm I’m so fond of that doesn’t translate well to the page. Or social media. Or, you know, real life.
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Yep I try jokes all the time. Always fail
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Yes that makes complete sense!!
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Haha! My elderly mother is now living with us and she always manages to get messages wrong!
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My grandma wanted a pair of light reactive sunglasses once and asked my dad to get her one of those ‘paranoid’ ones. Bless!
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What a lovely way to start my week… Made up for the dismal performance
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You made that up!!
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not me
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