The Scots, Welsh and Irish all have, it is said, discernible identities. Characteristics that those claiming allegiance see as a common thread. Not the English. Too embarrassed by the legacy of empire to show too much of ourselves, I suppose.
When asked what they think our identity means, people are either serious to the point of the stodgy: upholders of democracy and the rule of law (like we have a monopoly on that, leaving asides whether it is true) or silly: tea drinkers and Morris Men. As an Englishman, I need a bit more than Tetley’s finest and hanky-waving lessons.
Someone said we have too much history to pick out one characteristic which probably emphasises one thing often said about the English. That we are arrogant. Which is true but no more true than everyone else frankly. And arrogance is up there with my least favourite traits in people, alongside bigotry and walking slowly: discrimination and dawdling, two crimes against humanity.
So what is there that we might cling to? Well, we have a lot of food-based references to start with (with which to start – smug grammarians, that might be a characteristic?): as English as fish and chips, scones and cream, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Or our much vaunted sense of humour. Mind you claiming ours is better than others is rather arrogant too. And I’m always having to explain my jokes so I probably fail that test.
Maybe it’s in the image: the Scots have their tweed and their kilts and what have you; the Welsh have their choirs and their daffodils; the Irish their shamrocks and green everythings. Us? John Bull and Winston Churchill which is all a touch bellicose in truth. We are a warlike people, let’s face it. We’re always going off somewhere to start or finish a war, even (especially) when we have no right or reason to.
We need something better, people and I think I’ve found it. We need a role model, someone who embodies the essence of Englishness: our love of simple food; our diffidence and lack of certainty about ourselves and our place in the world; our loyalty and simple-minded belief that all can be all right with the world with a little effort; our ability to make people laugh at us and with us at the same time.
In the end this character, a chubby, slightly anxious, philosophical chap (‘sometimes I sit and think’) was the obvious candidate.
This revelation came to me, as so much does, on a walk with friends, in the Ashdown Forest in Sussex. I’ve populated this post with some of the pictures I took. Like this one of my companions, Dog, of course included. In the end I didn’t have to think very hard (‘and sometimes I just sit’)

And the moving pen, having written the stories, was laid to rest as he set them free to show the world there was good that comes from this green and often pleasant land.
AA Milne wrote about Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh hereabouts, deep in the Sussex countryside. We stopped at this memorial stone high on the escarpment, in a small grove of trees.
‘… so captured the magic… and gave it to the world’
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most archetypical of Englishmen, the perfect role model for our mad manic 21st Century.
WINNIE THE POOH
If only we could be a little more Pooh, then everyone would understand what it means to be English. As long as there was honey for tea.
As an Englishman living abroad for the past two years I have plenty of strong opinions on this, Geoff. Happy to share them with you on my return.. 🙂
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Looking forward to it. I can’t think the French helped in a positive way mind you.
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As an Englishman living abroad for the past two years I have plenty of strong opinions on this one, Geoff. Happy to share them with you on my return.. 🙂
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Pooh was a great idea!
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Glad you agree. He is a bit of a fav.
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Such lovely green countryside! I’m here in California which is burning down and brown.
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It’s not been that bad a summer, all told so a bit of rain interspersed with lots of sun and temperatures mostly in the 70s.
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Of course, and where else could Pooh Sticks have been invented?
Hugs
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Indeed tat was the only place. Smiles back
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Funny… All the way down your post, I was thinking… Rupert Bear! I wasn’t that far wrong 😊
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It could have been couldn’t it? The first birthday present I remember aged four was a Rupert annual where you dampened the pages to bring out the colour. So hi tech!
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Oh my! I remember those! 😀
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I like to look at this from another direction. What the Scots, Welsh and Irish have is not so much identity as stereotypes. The English, much like our young cousins, the Americans and Australians, are a mish-mash of races, from the Roman, Viking and Norman invasions to the more recent, more peaceful yet ongoing arrivals from the east and south. We cannot be pigeon-holed or stereotyped, and perhaps that is our national characteristic.
If not, I’m good with Pooh Bear.
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I was worried about the Brits losing our identity and wrote a bit of a clumsy post about it! You have said it perfectly here Geoff. Good old Pooh, I can relate to him wonderfully. Amongst other things. we share a constant ‘rumbly in our tumbly.’
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me too!! We must compare rumblies sometime; maybe we can create the alimentary orchestra!
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It will be a roaring success I should think!
🙂
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hee hee
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Somewhere in an attic I must still have a Rupert annual or two! But I definitely have a compendium of Pooh. All’s well that ends well 🙂
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and maybe a little more Eeyore too

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I’m married to the most beautiful compassionate eeyore so totally agree
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Well I am glad to hear that she must be patient too. My Eeyore is very grumpy at the moment!! So count your blessings. xx
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I often do, Willow, I often do!
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Just read Gordon’s excellent post Picking Mr Darcy’s Pocket!
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However much I won’t tell him he is quite extraordinary… fortunately he is also unique.
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🙂
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‘Walking slowly’ snigger. What if you have short legs? Or polio?? I have short legs. Proper midget ones.
Can I add patronising and inefficient to your list. Two things that really REALLY get my goat.
As for characteristics we queue too much and too many Brits are prudish.
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I’m quite a fan of queuing. It should be an Olympic sport. Happy with the additions and you are so right about prudish. This whole bollocks about breast feeding in public for pity’s sake. Since when was that anything other than normal and essential.
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couldn’t agree more, but then I am partial to the odd boob! not a BOOB tho, I have a dastardly plan to foil them again next year! :p
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Mwahahahahah
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p.s. we have a problem. Queueing is in violation to my added point ‘ efficiency’ queueing is inefficient….
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Not sure I agree with that proposition. Do you think airports have the arrangement for checking in because tests show they are the most inefficient way of getting the most people through the quickest? Actually scrub that, that is precisely what airports do.
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The idea of any nation having a cohesive identity has always struck me as bizarre, but as far as identities go Winnie the Pooh is indeed a good role model to follow. I’m not English but I have found his wisdom to be profound. And Eeyore’s too…
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I married a beautiful Eeyore; we are a good combinaion
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Of course! I should have guessed. I tried to drench my children in all things English when we lived in California so that they would always know their roots. Little did I know we would oneday be living back here, and indeed my two boys in Sussex… So yes, Winnie The Pooh and all his gang, Peter Rabbit and his ilk, Mole, Ratty and Badger in willows and woodland, all there, there they were. Not forgetting the honey of course. Wonderful post Geoff!
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Thanks Sherri glad you like all things Pooh
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Left you a comment Geoff, but it’s not showing up…hope you got it!
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Looks like it
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Looks like a lovely place go go walking… but if you don’t dawdle, how can you appreciate it’s beauty and soak it all in? It’s just not possible to appreciate nature and fine views by rushing through it.
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I have to give ground there, Ms Isaac. I was thinking more about city pavements and mankinds ability to get in my way…
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Well I definitely agree with you there! (Note no lol! Oops… doh!)
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Naughty…
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My son takes his Pooh traveling, as comfort and companion. I can’t think of a better reflection of the best of Englishness.
And I must respectfully disagree with the fabulous Sacha – having worked at Disneyland for a couple of years and seeing all kinds of variations of “lining up,” queueing was very efficient – for me as the worker. 😉
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Fabulous? Hmm. Dictatorial, demanding, downright demonic, yes… a darling and delightful too one has to admit…
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Sounds pretty fabulous to me!
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oh all right!
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And Pooh is a very lovable Englishman – excellent choice.
Love your photos, too.
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Thank you Juli *smiles*
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If you were looking for something really English then what about Sherry Trifle? And why did I think all the way though this post you were going to say Sooty and Sweep? Probably because I heard them singing on the radio this morning.
I’m more of a Tigger than a Pooh. Why? I don’t like honey.
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You are so Tigger it’s obvious. How did I not see this? Tigger Roberts. Makes you sound like a member of Biggles back up crew.
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Interesting thoughts. My family that came out of North Carolina — the Appalachians — identified with the English in the same traditional ways as with Scots, Irish, Welsh or Cornish. Music and dialect, food and culture. It’s all intertwined yet made into something else among the Appalachian folk. So, thank you for my roots!
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I see you as a cross between Tigger and Owl
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Thanks for the comment Michael… Not sure I understand it but then hey who needs to understand everything, just enjoy the. Moment, hey?
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