It hasn’t gone away. I did warn you of this new threat to peace and harmony in the Blogsphere. A subversive group, a self-selected gang of four have infiltrated our blogs with their ABBAs. They say it stands for the
Annual Blogger’s Bash Awards
Is that likely? Really it is? I can reveal its true meaning is
All Bloggers Be Afraid
They are out to undermine our privacy. They want us to meet! To share ideas. To enjoy each other’s company. As if we were actual human beings, capable of such normal interactions. I mean, if we were, would we blog? If we could talk to people FACE TO FACE don’t you think we would?
Have you noticed? These blogpolice are everywhere: tweeting and hashtagging; they are calling for recruits. As I warned a small select advanced party are planning on a get together on 1st August under cover of the British Library’s courtyard. Rumours of a Blog d’Etat cannot be ruled out at this stage.
They have a uniform so their misguided recruits will know them. They say they will each have their names
But I suspect it is a front. Even if it looks like a back.
They have devised a secret way of signalling – apparently they have a code using only their eyebrows – check them out on the day: you will be astonished. That and the nails. Do not look directly at the nails or you will be enslaved.
While I try and corral those of us who WANT THIS STOPPED, I need your help. You see they are cunning. They are running a vote. They have even advertised it here. I don’t think they realise the power we have. If we bombard them with votes, their machinery is sure to collapse under the weight of our
Morally Important Negativing of the Gang’s Empire-Building
for short. Crash their plans with thousands of votes. Infringe the Minge and make them Cringe.
When I have formulated our strategy for the day I will let you know. If you can come along on the 1st with a view to disrupting their devious scheming, do please join in. You never know: you may be able to take away one of their hideous uniforms and hang it as a warning to others. Only £6.
And remember our slogan
BACK OFF OUR BLOGS
They may have their ABBAs
But we have our BOOBs